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  Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying...
• Bart: Well, yeah, Mom. I mean, we love you and Dad too, but God knows we don't need to see you every day.
  Marge: An occasional hug is all I ask. [hugs him] Ba...
• Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
  Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
• Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow, and I think you should take her.
  Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on....
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
  Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...
• Marge: Sting, you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest.
  Sting: Not while one of my fans needs me. Marge: Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Bart play one of your albums....
• Marge: [making lunch] Extra mustard for Bart, sliced diagonally, not lengthwise.
  Light mayo for Lisa, cut off the crust. Double baloney for Homer....
• Bart flicks a pea at Lisa] Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
  Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Ba...