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You Try Any Preversions In There, And I'll Blow Your Head Off. -- Dr.
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You try any preversions in there, and I'll blow your head off.
-- Dr. Strangelove
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You wanna know what I think? I think you're some kinda deviated prevert!
I think General Ripper found out about your preversions and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts!...
Tell ya what--You just start your countdown and ol' Buck'll be back before you can say 'blast-off!
' -- Gen. Buck Turgidson, from Dr. Strangelove...
This land is my land, and only my land, I've got a shotgun, and you ain't got one, If you don't get off, I'll blow your head off, This land is private property.
-- Apologies to Woody Guthrie...
Heck I reckon you wouldn't even be human if you didn't have some pretty strong feelings about nuclear war.
-- Major Kong, from Dr. Strangelove...
Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the war room!
-- President Mercan Muffly, from Dr. Strangelove...
Dr Strangelove Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room. --Peter Selle
It's called "enunciation", Dr. Elders. I suggest you try it.
I know what you're thinking -- `Did he fire six shots or only five?
' Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement, I kind of lost track myself....
Now, I know you're probably asking yourself "Did he fire six shots, or just five?
Well, in all this excitement, I clean forgot myself....