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Tell Ya What--You Just Start Your Countdown And Ol' Buck'll Be Back Before You Can Say 'blast-off!
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Tell ya what--You just start your countdown and ol' Buck'll be back
before you can say 'blast-off!'
-- Gen. Buck Turgidson, from Dr. Strangelove
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I just thought I might mosey over to the war room for a few minutes and see what's doing over there.
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You try any preversions in there, and I'll blow your head off. -- Dr. Strangelove
If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
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.. [heavy sarcasm] I'm so `glad' you enjoyed my son's blood....
If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy, you are on the way to the scrap-heap.
-- Glen Buck...
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Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the war room!
-- President Mercan Muffly, from Dr. Strangelove...