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• You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.
• How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? -- Pink Floyd
• Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
  Maybe I could have been something more than I am....
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
  -- I'm attending the opening of my garage door. -- The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots....
• If I tell you how much I like your body... will you hold it against me?
• You have to do something before you can do something for a change.
• Age is something that doesn't matter unless you are a cheese. -- Billie Burke
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...