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You've never been out of school! You don't know what it's like out
there! I've worked in the the private sector. They expect results.
-- Dr. Raymond Stantz, from Ghostbusters
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Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....
Bart: Hello, there, fellow Shelbyvillians. Martin2
Wait a minute. If you're from Shelbyville, how come we've never seen you at school?...
I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
You wanna know what I think? I think you're some kinda deviated prevert!
I think General Ripper found out about your preversions and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts!...
I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?...
The challenge was to write a paragraph that read one way when punctuated one way, and read the complete opposite when punctuated another way.
Dear President Clinton, Dear President Clinton, I would like to compliment you....
Riker: "Deanna, I don't know if you can hear me, I've, I've heard doctors say that even when someone's in a coma, they may be able to hear when people talk to them.
But it might help, to stimulate the brain...speed healing....