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• For parents only: Have you hugged your child today?
• We ought to be very grateful that we have tools. Millions of years ago people did not have them, and home projects were extremely difficult.
  For example, when a primitive person wanted to put up paneling, he had to drive the little paneling nails into the cave wall with his bare fist, so generally the paneling wound up getting spattered with primitive blood, which isn't really all that bad when you consider how ugly paneling is to begin with....
• We ought to be very grateful that we have tools. Millions of years ago people did not have them, and home projects were extremely difficult.
  For example, when a primitive person wanted to put up paneling, he had to drive the little paneling nails into the cave wall with his bare fist, so generally the paneling wound up getting spattered with primitive blood, which isn't really all that bad when you consider how ugly paneling is to begin with....
• Those who lose dreaming are lost. Australian Aboriginal Proverb
• Don't forget about the importance of the family. It begins with the family.
  We're not going to redefine the family. Everybody knows the definition of the family....
• We have here the latest in primitive technology.
• I know I'm blond, but I have to colour my hair brown, so people whould not think I'm stupid.
  Because, like the title of the book says: "You've only got Three Seconds"....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....