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• Clinton won and you lost as usual. Did you expect anything else?
• Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments.
• You have just won the Davis Cup Playoff!!
• Homer: I think I won, Mr. Burns. Burns: Yes. [hauntingly] You won, all right.
  You won more than you bargained for. Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Mountain of Madne...
• You are on an unused path.
• Homer: I had a feeling it was too good to be true. Every time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal.
  Lisa: I don't think real checks have exclamation points....
• I won! I won!
• You know, we've won awards for this crap. -- David Letterma
• Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.
  -- Mort Sahl...