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• Hi, you've reached 1-900-CALL-BREN, my personal message line where you can talk to me, Bren.
  I'll tell you all about how I'm suffering in between sports seasons and about my part time hobby of being a power forward for the Portland Trailblazers....
• Falling out of love is very enlightening. For a short while you see the world with new eyes.
  -- Iris Murdoch...
• The moment in which you confront your own death is the moment in which you are most totally alive.
  -- Solomon Sho...
• The lights are most likely to come back on at the precise moment you find the flashlight.
  -- Solomon Sho...
• The Army is a place where you get up early in the morning to be yelled at by people with short haircuts and tiny brains.
  -- Dave Barry...
• The Army is a place where you get up early in the morning to be yelled at by people with short haircuts and tiny brains.
  -- Dave Barry...
• Where have you ever found that man who stopped short after the perpetration of a single crime?
  -- Juvenal...
• A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the police officer searches you.