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You Will Meet Your Perfect Mate Today. Congratulations! It's Yourself.
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You will meet your perfect mate today. Congratulations! It's yourself.
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Staying single is largely a matter of spacing. You have to make sure your dates don't want a mate, they just wanta mate.
When you go far enough, you'll meet yourself.
Congratulations!
Congratulations! You have just vanquished a dragon with your bare hands!
hands! (Unbelievable, isn't it?)...
There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them.
-- Phyllis Bottome...
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You have been completely annihilated. Congratulations.
You are not your opinion of yourself. -- John Lilly
As the tone echoes through the air, the sorcerer appears in a cloud of purple smoke.
He says, "Congratulations! You've obtained a perfect score!...