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You Work With Your Females, Arm Them, And Force Them To Wear Clothing.
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You work with your females, arm them, and force them to wear clothing.
-- Letek about Yar, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4
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And they shamelessly clothe their females. Inviting others to unclothe them.
The very depth of perversion. -- Ferengi to Portal, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4...
I say put all available power into a full-out combined phaser and photon torpedo salvo.
Destroy their ability to sustain this forcefield, sir....
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Yankee traders, I like the sound of that. Well sir, I doubt they wear red, white, and blue or look anything like Uncle Sam.
-- Riker and Data about the Ferengi, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4...
What do you make of these? Crystalline, mostly inert, nothing to write home about.
-- Riker and Data, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4...
Merde. -- Picard, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4
Possibility, a malfunction in their engines, sir? Breaks my heart.
-- Data and Geordi about the Ferengi, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4...
Have you been treated well, Lieutenant? Fine Captain, but they're showing some signs of wear.
-- Yar and Picard, "Code of Honor", stardate 41235.25...
Your facial expression is the most important thing you can wear, you can't buy it in a clothing store.