Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
YTERM: A Terminal Program For Queries.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
YTERM: A terminal program for queries.
Related:
Dumb terminal
* * * * * THIS TERMINAL IS IN USE * * * * *
WARNING! This system is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need!
A special circuit in the computer called a "critical detector" senses the user's emotional state in terms of how desperate they are to get their program to run....
brain-dead adj. [common] Brain-damaged in the extreme.
It tends to imply terminal design failure rather than malfunction or simple stupidity....
lexiphage /lek'si-fayj`/ n. A notorious word chomper on ITS.
See bagbiter. This program would draw on a selected victim's bitmapped terminal the words "THE BAG" in ornate letters, followed a pair of jaws biting pieces of it off....
To program is to be.
pseudo-user on a pseudo-terminal
BBS addiction is a terminal disease.
Computing is a terminal condition.