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• zeal, n: Quality seen in new graduates -- if you're quick.
• A zeal of God, but not according to knowledge. -- New Testament -- Romans x, 2
• Look behind you! Quick!!
• You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
• Quote #501 To those lucid and courageous minds who gave you the Inquisition, the Salem witch trials, Falwell, Robertson and the God-inspired rule of the Righteous.
  To those intrepid souls who fight with unflagging zeal to remove from libraries dangerous books they have not read and from theatres those spiritually toxic films they have not seen, believing that thought is a controlled substance and secular thinking hazardous to mental health....
• How many software vendors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: You have to do it yourself, pay them $99 for the privilege, and re-wire your sockets to suit the new bulb....
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and I guess it's clean.
  -- Barbara Bush re: THE SIMPSONS...