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• ALIEN INVASION IMMINENT It now known that an alien species has been watching this planet for several years now.
  They have sent their scouts ahead, who have infiltrated much of the civilised world....
• HOLY Something containing a lot of holes, such as the Bible.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA I'M going to get struck down for that one, aren't I?...
• OBJECT Another of those words which is very good an being fairly anonymous in its description of anything, and not actually meaning very much.
  Generally most useful when you want to describe something, but are unaware what the fuck it is....
• GLASS Container which shatters at the most inconvenient and unexpected moments.
  Glasses are known to have properties that cause them to throw themselves out of people's hands....
• WASH An activity that, if men had their way, would only be done once or twice a month.
  Down beneath it all, most men would much rather cover themselves in mud and walk around in skins....
• ZEBRA A horse with stripes added. Now available in five different colours, and with optional spots.
  Zebras are now almost extinct, most of their number having been skinned to make pedestrian crossings....
• SCEPTIC TANK A new type of plumbing device. Once you flush, it looks at the situation and says "gee, I dunno guv, I'm not sure I can get that big turd down the S bend.
  Just that little too big, know what I mean? Looks very dodgy to me....
• BONK Oh please, let's not get back to that. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• KNOB Erm... protruding object designed for easy grip to umm.
  .. See Innuendo -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...