Besides The Device, The Box Should Contain: * Eight Little Rectangular Snippets Of Paper That Say "WARNING" * A Plastic Packet Containing Four 5/17 Inch Pilfer Grommets And Two Club-ended 6/93 Inch Boxcar Prawns.

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Besides the device, the box should contain:

* Eight little rectangular snippets of paper that say "WARNING"

* A plastic packet containing four 5/17 inch pilfer grommets and two
club-ended 6/93 inch boxcar prawns.

YOU WILL NEED TO SUPPLY: a matrix wrench and 60,000 feet of tram
cable.

IF ANYTHING IS DAMAGED OR MISSING: You IMMEDIATELY should turn to your
spouse and say: "Margaret, you know why this country can't make a car
that can get all the way through the drive-through at Burger King
without a major transmission overhaul? Because nobody cares, that's
why."

WARNING: This is assuming your spouse's name is Margaret.
-- Dave Barry, "Read This First!"

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