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• Calling J-Man Kink. Calling J-Man Kink. Hash missile sighted, target Los Angeles.
  Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept....
• Calling J-Man Kink. Calling J-Man Kink. Hash missle sighted, target Los Angeles.
  Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept....
• Calling J-Man Kink. Calling J-Man Kink. Hash missile sighted, target Los Angeles.
  Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept....
• Benjamin, will you *please* stop calling me 'Old Man?'
• Someone is standing on the ethernet cable, causing a kink in the cable
• I can't help feeling wary when I hear anything said about the masses.
  First you take their faces from 'em by calling 'em the masses and then you accuse 'em of not having any faces....
• What with the Los Angeles earthquake, massive forest fire
  beach erosion, freeway shootings, and ozone-layer depletion that's giving every Malibu volleyball player whole-body melanoma, it looks like God has finally gotten serious about destroying California....
• Rush LimBORG...er...Isn't that some kink of stiny cheese?
• Man is a military animal, Glories in gunpowder, and loves parade. -- P. J. Bailey