What with the Los Angeles earthquake, massive forest fires, beach erosion,
freeway shootings, and ozone-layer depletion that's giving every Malibu
volleyball player whole-body melanoma, it looks like God has finally gotten
serious about destroying California. Sources close to the Lord say the
so-called yuppie shows of the new TV season were the last straw.
-- P. J. O'Rourke
Ross: I'm just sayin' if dogs do experience jet lag hen, because of the
whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies
from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses
like a week and a half....