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Bad news travels fast.
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It's a bird! It's a plane! It's superman! No, it's bad news, and it flies faster than a speeding bullet, faster than a supersonic plane, faster even than superman.
It is like a fast arrow, taking the most direct and speediest route....
An empty bus travels fast.
Bart: [upset] The burglar even took my stamp collection.
Lisa: _You_ had a stamp collection? [Homer, Marge, and Lisa laugh their heads off] [The phone ring...
News always travels by the fastest available route. -- Major Whitey Ardmore
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
Homer: [timid] Is it a pool yet? Lisa: [tired] Yes, Dad.
Homer: Woo hoo! [the doorbell rings] Marge...
Bad news drives good news out of the media. -- Lee Loevinge
The good news is: I'm a perfectionist. The bad news is: I charge by the hour.
Professor: "Good news. There's a report on TV with some very bad news.