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• Bart: [upset] The burglar even took my stamp collection.
  Lisa: _You_ had a stamp collection? [Homer, Marge, and Lisa laugh their heads off] [The phone ring...
• Homer: Ah, afternoon Mr. Burns! Burns: Hello there.
  .. uh... uh... Homer: [whispers to Smithers] Simpson, Homer....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Dad...we've been robbed! Lisa: Wake up, Dad, wake up!
  There was a burglar and he took my saxophone!...
• Homer watches TV] Lisa: [walking in with Bart, blocks Homer's view of TV] Dad?
  [Homer flops sideways, continues watching TV] Lisa...
• Marge: Mom's almost ready for her date. She sure seems taken by this new beau.
  I feel so bad for Grampa. Homer: Dad says this new guy's a repulsive, obnoxious old billionaire....
• Burns: Ah, well, if it isn't the Simps! Homer: Uh, it's Simp-son, sir.
  Burns: Eh? [refers to the index card] Oh, yes. Homer and Marge Simpson....
• Bart: [sly] Hey Dad, sell you these for fifty bucks.
  .. Homer: Woo hoo! Sold. [gives Bart money] [Bart runs off] Marge...
• Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
  Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that means necessarily -- Announce...