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Don't Kiss An Elephant On The Lips Today.
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Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
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Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
A long, long kiss,--a kiss of youth and love.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto ii, Stanza 186...
Spice up your love life....kiss a Klingon today!
A Riverside, California, health ordinance states that two persons may not kiss each other without first wiping their lips with carbolized rosewater.
Baldrick! I love you! I want to kiss your cherry lips and nibble your shell-like ears!
-- Edmund : Corporal Punishme...