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• If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell.
  -- Jimmy Swaggart, 5/20/88...
• Jimmy Swaggart is a buy-sexual.
• Evolution is a bankrupt speculative philosophy, not a scientific fact.
  Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it....
• I think it is true for all n. I was just playing it safe with n >= 3 because I couldn't remember the proof.
  -- Baker, Pure Math 351a...
• I think it is true for all _n. I was just playing it safe with _n >= 3 because I couldn't remember the proof.
  -- Baker, Pure Math 351a...
• Like a trip to the dentist. . . you only go when you have to, and you know it's gonna hurt.
  -- MVS/ESA: Diagnosis: Tools and Service Aids LY28-1813-03 -- 3.0 Chapter 3. Stand-Alone Dump...
• From the very beginning dogs set out to please their masters, not the other way around .
  .. They were put to work to perform a wide variety of chores....
• Arguments are lost only to bigots. -- Liberal Rule # 3
• There are only 3 lawyer jokes - the rest are fact!