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• I think I can explain, sir. Can you, Baldrick? ....
  ....No. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
  Moe: No! [buzz] All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him....
• Oh look, there's a little ring round its leg - there's a novelty!
  Oh really? Is there a paper hat as well? -- Baldrick and George : Corporal Punishme...
• Baldrick! I love you! I want to kiss your cherry lips and nibble your shell-like ears!
  -- Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• Tally ho, pip-pip, and Bernard's your Uncle...! ...
  In English we say, 'Good morning'... -- George and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• Baldrick? Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian?
  Oh God, it's a dream, isn't it. It's a bloody dream... -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• Surely you must have noticed something in the air? Well yes, of course, but I thought that was Private Baldrick.
  -- Edmund and George : Goodbyeee......
• Ah, what's this? Unless I'm much mistaken, a hammer and a chisel!
  You are much mistaken. ...A pencil and a miniature trumpet....
• Scientist: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet the two experienced astronauts who will accompany the winner into space
  Race Banyon and Buzz Aldrin, the second man on the moon!...