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Ah, what's this? Unless I'm much mistaken, a hammer and a chisel!
You are much mistaken.
...A pencil and a miniature trumpet.
-- Edmund and Baldrick : Corporal Punishment
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This is not food, but an escape kit! Good Lord! With a saw, a hammer, a chisel, a gun, a change of clothes, a Swiss passport and a huge false moustache, I might just stand a chance!
...Ah. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
I think I can explain, sir. Can you, Baldrick? ....
....No. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
Baldrick! I love you! I want to kiss your cherry lips and nibble your shell-like ears!
-- Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
A change of clothes? Of course, sir! I wouldn't forget a change of clothes!
Well, that's something. Let's see...a Robin Hood costume....
Private, what is the time? We didn't receive any messages.
..and Captain Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon, sir....
I thought I was mistaken but I was mistaken.
Baldrick, I gave you two notes. You sent the note asking for a sponge bag to the finest mind in English legal history, and you sent the note requesting legal representation to.
..? (George enters) Well tally-ho, with a bing and a bong and a buzz buzz buzz....
I thought that you thought... must be mistaken.
Know you of such a bird? No...but we could _make_ one.
.. No, we _couldn't_, Baldrick...Oh, I suppose you have to be told some- time....