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Hark, Hark, the dogs do bark
The Duke is fond of kittens
He likes to take their insides out
And use them for his mittens
From "The Thirteen Clocks"
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Hark, what mail from yonder modem breaks?
Everything's great in this good old world; (This is the stuff they can always use.
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Hark! they whisper; angels say, Sister spirit, come away!
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Dying Christian to his Soul...
Hark! from the tombs a doleful sound.
-- Isaac Watts (1674-1748) -- Hymns and Spiritual Songs, Book ii, Hymn 63...
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