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• Pope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo.
  -- Paul Krassne...
• I would have made a good Pope. -- Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994)
• I would have made a good pope. -- Richard Nixo
• Quote #368 I always thought a tasteless condom would be, like, one with a picture of the Pope on it or something.
  -- sizemor@nickel.ucs.indiana.edu (Jim Sizemore)...