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• Imagine that Cray computer decides to make a personal computer.
  It has a 150 MHz processor, 200 megabytes of RAM, 1500 megabytes of disk storage, a screen resolution of 4096 x 4096 pixels, relies entirely on voice recognition for input, fits in your shirt pocket and costs $...
• monty /mon'tee/ n. 1. [US Geological Survey] A program with a ludicrously complex user interface written to perform extremely trivial tasks.
  An example would be a menu-driven, button clicking, pulldown, pop-up windows program for listing directories....
• Ram: What you do to the side of your computer when it's not working properly.
• Get a real computer!: imp. Typical hacker response to news that somebody is having trouble getting work done on a system that (a) is single-tasking
  (b) has no hard disk, or (c) has an address space smaller than 16 megabytes....
• Get a real computer! imp. Typical hacker response to news that somebody is having trouble getting work done on a system that (a) is single-tasking
  (b) has no hard disk, or (c) has an address space smaller than 16 megabytes....
• In it's former life, my computer was a Cray...
• My other computer is a Cray-XMP.