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• Marge: Wow, the President's bathroom... Lisa: [opens a curtain, revealing our First Lady in the tub soaking] Bab
  [gasp] Do you mind! Lisa: Barbara Bush! Babs: Ugh, you have those damn badges....
• [Dan Quayle is] my choice, my first choice, and my only choice. -- President George Bush
• YOU can help wipe out COBOL in our lifetime
• Let us get through this week. Let us get through the debate or debates.
  Let us see George Bush re-elected this November. And then we'll talk about 1994....
• Reality is a moving target, and our job is to keep it moving.
• In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get- The Future!
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle in eastern Illinois (LA Times 10/19/88)...
• I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman. -- Vice President Dan Quayle
• We will invest in our people, quality education, job opportunity, family, neighborhood, and yes, a thing we call America.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 1988...
• Take out the word 'Quayle' and insert the word 'Bush' wherever it appears, and that's the crap I took for eight years.
  Wimp. Sycophant. Lap dog. Poop. Lightweight. Boob....