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  We have more than enough of them foisted upon us in public places....
• Dear Sir, I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the home or to the office, We have more than enough of them foisted upon us in public places.
  They are a disgusting Americanism, and can only result in the farmers being forced to grow smaller potatoes, which in turn will cause massive un- employment in the already severely depressed agricultural industry....
• More than at any other time in all the history of humanity, we are at a crossroads, a place which demands of us a sincere and wise decision.
  A turn to the left at this time would certainly cause widespread despair and perhaps even confrontative reactions by the multitudes....
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  later, `Text Editor and COrrector'] n. A text editor developed at MIT and modified by just about everybody....
• Young men are fitter to invent than to judge; fitter for execution than for counsel
  and fitter for new projects than for settled business....
• The cable had passed us by; the dish was the only hope, and eventually we were all forced to turn to it.
  By the summer of '85, the valley had more satellite dishes per capita than an Eskimo village on the north slope of Alaska....
• What they said: What they meant: "If you knew this person as well as I know him, you would think as much of him as I do.
  (Or as little, to phrase it slightly more accurately....
• Homer: Would you like me to shred those environmental reports for you, sir?
  Burns: Already taken care of. [shreds the reports and throw them out the window] Bu...