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• Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off
• Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off.
• Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. -- Aesop
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Have a nice day or Klortho will rip your nuts off.
• Don't count your bridges before you burn them.
• Why don't chickens have lips?
• firehose syndrome n. In mainstream folklore it is observed that trying to drink from a firehose can be a good way to rip your lips off.
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