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Now The Lord God Planted A Garden East Of Whittier In A Place Called Yorba Linda
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"Now the Lord God planted a garden East of Whittier in a place called
Yorba Linda, and out of the ground he made to grow orange trees that
were good for food and the fruits thereof he labeled SUNKIST ..."
-- "The Begatting of a President"
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Now the Lord God planted a garden East of Whittier in a place called Yorba Linda
and out of the ground he made to grow orange trees that were good for food and the fruits thereof he labeled SUNKIST ....
Now the Lord God planted a garden East of Whittier in a place called Yorba Linda, and out of the ground he made to grow orange trees that were good for food and the fruits thereof he labeled SUNKIST.
.....
Therefore the Lord God sent him forth from the garden of Eden.
He drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubim, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life....
His followers called him Mahasamatman and said he was a god.
He preferred to drop the Maha- and the -atman, however, and called himself Sam....
And the Lord God said, "Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil
and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live forever, we must send him forth....
But among the children of the Great Society there were those whose skins were black.
And lo! Their portion was niggardly, and of the fatted calf they were sucking hind teat ....
A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.
In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat....