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• Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose your job.
  These economic downturns are very difficult to predict, but sophisticated econometric modeling houses like Data Resources and Chase Econometrics have successfully predicted 14 of the last 3 recessions....
• It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job
  it's a depression when you lose yours. -- Harry S. Truma...
• A recession is when my neighbor loses his job. A depression is when I lose my job.
  A panic is when my wife loses her job. -- Edgar R. Fiedle...
• We're all sorry for the other guy when he loses his job to a machine.
  But when it comes to your job -- that's different....
• It is indeed a great idea to work your way through college with a job, and it is even better if the job is still there when you graduate.
• You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise salesman.