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  A panic is when my wife loses her job. -- Edgar R. Fiedle...
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  These economic downturns are very difficult to predict, but sophisticated econometric modeling houses like Data Resources and Chase Econometrics have successfully predicted 14 of the last 3 recessions....
• When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship. -- Harry Truma
• When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship. -- Harry S. Truman, 1959
• We're all sorry for the other guy when he loses his job to a machine.
  But when it comes to your job -- that's different....
• NEIGHBOUR One of those people you occasionally smile at when walking down the stree
  but rarely develop such a bond with that they are concerned when your burglar alarm goes off when you're on holiday....