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Santa Claus Wears A Red Suit, He Must Be A Communist.
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit,
He must be a communist.
And a beard and long hair,
Must be a pacifist.
What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
-- Arlo Guthrie
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist.
And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist....
Santa Claus wears a red suit He's a Communist. He has long hair and a beard Must be a pacifist.
And what's in the pipe that he's smoking? Santa Claus comes in your house at night....
A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. Avoid him. He's a Commie.