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  Now <there> is a politician who cares. Barney...
• Hillary, have Yeltsin call back, I'm doing Mr. Rogers.
• Barney: [comes into Flaming Moe's] All: Barney!
  Bartender: How's the world treating you, Mr. Gumbel?...
• Imitating Mr. Rogers:) Hello. I'm in the Neighborhood of Make Believe right now, so I can't come to the phone.
  Can you leave your name and number when you hear the sound of the tone?...
• The reason why we think monkeys are so funny is that they're so much like us. -- Will Roge
• Macho Programmers Use Edlin.
• I am Barney of Borg. You will be Baby Bopped now.
• Barney: These fumes aren't as fun as beer. Sure, I'm all dizzy and nauseous, but where's the inflated sense of self-esteem?
  [a man at the end of the bar slumps to the floor] Moe...
• Hi, Mr. Rex! I'm Barney!...I love you...you love m.....*CHOMP!!!!*