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• Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good.
  And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today. -- Ogden Nash...
• Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good.
  And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)...
• Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that is both is dental. -- Ogden Nash
• As confused as a termite in a wood yo-yo.
• Nietsche is Pietsche. -- Ogden Nash
• Parsley is gharsley. -- Ogden Nash
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....