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  With a purposeful grimace and a Mongo-like flair He throws the spinning disk drives in the air!...
• There was a young coder named Guy. He said to himself with a sigh, "The VAX is too slow, it won't even go.
  I'll give my abacus a try....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• A man goes to a tailor to try on a new custom-made suit.
  The first thing he notices is that the arms are too long....
• A man goes to a tailor to try on a new custom-made suit.
  The first thing he notices is that the arms are too long....
• A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
  First he asked that the air-conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold and so on for about half an hour....
• Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
  Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us....
• Train up a child in the way he should go; and when he is old he will not depart from it.
  -- Proverbs 22:6...