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• Sung to the tune of "The Impossible Dream" from MAN OF LA MANCHA) To code the impossible code
  To bring up a virgin machine, To pop out of endless recursion, To grok what appears on the screen, To right the unrightable bug, To endlessly twiddle and thrash, To mount the unmountable magtape, To stop the unstoppable crash!...
• To code the impossible code, This is my quest -- To bring up a virgin machine
  To debug that code, To pop out of endless recursion, No matter how hopeless, To grok what appears on the screen, No matter the load, To write those routines To right the unrightable bug, Without question or pause, To endlessly twiddle and thrash, To be willing to hack FORTRAN IV To mount the unmountable magtape, For a heavenly cause....
• Eleanor Rigby Sits at the keyboard And waits for a line on the screen Lives in a dream Waits for a signal Finding some code That will make the machine do some more.
  What is it for? All the lonely users, where do they all come from?...
• Eleanor Rigby Sits at the keyboard and waits for a line on the screen Lives in a dream Waits for a signal, finding some code that will make the machine do some more.
  What is it for? All the lonely users, where do they all come from?...
• What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas? The impossible dream.
• Eleanor Rigby Sits at the keyboard and waits for a line on the screen Lives in a dream Waits for a signal, finding some code that will make the machine do some more.
  What is it for? All the lonely users, where do they all come from?...