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• Scott: "I don't know what it is exactly, but I would be *real* careful.
  It's real--" Picard: "Aldeberan whisky. Who do you think gave it to Guinan?...
• Scott: "Good lord, man, where have you put me?" Kane
  These are standard guest quarters, sir. I can try and find something bigger if you want....
• LaForge: "Can I ask you a question? What in the world made you think of using the transporter pattern buffer to survive?
  Scott: "Well, we didn't have enough supplies to wait for the rescue, so we had to think of something....
• Scott: "You know, I remember a time we had to transport the Dohlman of Elas.
  You never had anyone whine and complain so much about quarters as she did....
• Scott: "Geordi, I have spent my whole life, trying to figure out crazy ways of doing things.
  I'm telling you, as one engineer to another...I can *do* this." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
• LaForge: "You were saying it's as big as life. You mean the Dyson sphere.
  Scott: "Aye, a natural Dyson sphere! Can you imagine the engineering skills needed to design such a structure?...
• Scott: "You're not quite, uh, *human*, are you?" Data
  No, sir. I am an android. Lieutenant Commander Data....
• Scott: "What in blazes is *this*?!" Waiter: "Didn't you order scotch?
  Scott: "Laddie, I was drinking scotch a hundred years before you were born....
• Scott: "I'm not here for a tour, laddie. I'm here to help!
  LaForge: "That's very kind, but I'm sure we can handle it....