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• Then here's to the City of Boston, The town of the cries and the groans.
  Where the Cabots can't see the Kabotschniks, And the Lowells won't speak to the Cohns....
• Then here's to the City of Boston the town of the cries and the groans.
  Where the Cabots can't see the Kabotschniks, And the Lowells won't speak to the Cohns....
• And this is good old Boston, The home of the bean and the cod, Where the Lowells talk only to Cabots, And the Cabots talk only to God.
• Count the day won when, turning on its axis, this earth imposes no additional taxes.
  -- Franklin P. Adam...
• There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country.
  The trouble is they cost a quarter. What the country really needs is a good five-cent nickel....
• Go, lovely Rose that lives its little hour! Go, little booke!
  and let who will be clever! Roll on! From yonder ivy-mantled tower The moon and i could keep this up forever....
• Some 1500 miles west of the Big Apple we find the Minneapple, a haven of tranquility in troubled times.
  It's a good town, a civilized town. A town where they still know how to get your shirts back by Thursday....
• None can comprehend eternity but the eternal God. Eternity is an ocean, whereof we shall never see the shore
  it is a deep where we can find no bottom; a labyrinth from whence we cannot extricate ourselves and where we shall ever lose the door....