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• There is no TRUTH. There is no REALITY. There is no CONSISTENCY.
  There are no ABSOLUTE STATEMENTS I'm very probably wrong....
• My commitment is to truth, not consistency
• Reality corrupts. Absolute reality corrupts absolutely.
• Reality is bad enough, why should I tell the truth? -- Patrick Sky
• proof by obfuscation: A long plotless sequence of true and/or meaningless syntactically related statements.
  proof by wishful citation: The author cites the negation, converse, or generalization of a theorem from the literature to support his claims....
• There is no such thing as an absolute truth- that is absolutely true. -- Solomon Sho