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• To be responsive at this time, though I will simply say
  and therefore this is a repeat of what I said previously, that which I am unable to offer in response is based on information available to make no such statement....
• To be responsive at this time, though I will simply say
  and therefore this is a repeat of what I said previously, that which I am unable to offer in response is based on information available to make no such statement....
• Everyone, I think, remembers Voltaire's famous line about freedom of speech.
  The version of it that you are familiar with is actually based on a faulty translation....
• I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?)
• In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
  -- Edward P. Tryo...
• I drink, therefore I am.
• I geek, therefore, I am.
• I program, therefore I am.