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• Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.
  -- Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average American -- H. L. Mencke...
• H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.
  L. Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude....
• The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)
• A man may be a fool and not know it -- but not if he is married. -- H. L. Mencke