Utility Is When You Have One Telephone, Luxury Is When You Have Two, Opulence Is When You Have Three -- And Paradise Is When You Have None.

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Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two,
opulence is when you have three -- and paradise is when you have none.
-- Doug Larson

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three -- and paradise is when you have none.
-- Doug Larso...
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.
-- Doug Larso...
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
-- Doug Larso...
A car that starts when you have to go to work won't turn over on your day off. -- Doug Larso
You know you have a small apartment when... one is company and two is a crowd.
-- S. Rickly Christia...
When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship. -- Harry Truma
You know you have a small apartment when... you can answer the telephone from the bed, the kitchen table, the sink or the shower.
-- S. Rickly Christia...
You know you should be swimming when . . . You have memorized two Tennyson poems by heart, and I don't have to tell you which two.

Utility Is When You Have One Telephone, Luxury Is When You Have Two, Opulence Is When You Have Three -- And Paradise Is When You Have None.

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