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• Velilind's Laws of Experimentation: (1) If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once.
  (2) If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points....
• Brigadier, a straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.
  -- Doctor, The Time Warrio...
• Arnold's Laws of Documentation: (1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
  (2) If it does exist, it's out of date. (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws....
• 1) If it should exist, it doesn't. (2) If it does exist, it's out of date.
  (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws....