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• We cannot put the face of a person on a stamp unless said person is deceased.
  My suggestion, therefore, is that you drop dead. -- James E....
• Jesus is my POSTMASTER GENERAL.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Never envy a person unless you are willing to swap identities with that person.
• You cannot be absolutely dumb when you live with a person unless you are an inhabitant of the north of England or the state of Maine.
  -- Ford Madox Ford...
• What they said: What they meant: "If you knew this person as well as I know him, you would think as much of him as I do.
  (Or as little, to phrase it slightly more accurately....
• EGOTIST, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
  Megaceph, chosen to serve the State In the halls of legislative debate, One day with all his credentials came To the capitol's door and announced his name....
• postmaster n. The email contact and maintenance person at a site connected to the Internet or UUCPNET.
  Often, but not always, the same as the admin. The Internet standard for electronic mail (RFC-822) requires each machine to have a `postmaster' addre...
• Basically a dog person. I certainly, though, wouldn't want to offend my constituents who are cat people
  and I should say that being, I hope, a sensitive person, that I have nothing against cats, and had cats when I was a boy, and if we didn't have the two dogs might very well be interested in having a cat now....