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  Being a layman, you probably can't grasp exactly what it does....
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  Being a layman, you probably can't grasp exactly what it does....
• Uncle Cosmo ... why do they call this a word processor?
  It's simple, Skyler ... you've seen what food processors do to food, right? -- MacNelley, Shoe...
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  "It's simple, Skyler ... you've seen what food processors do to food, right?...
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  If we do exactly the same thing for the same reason, they call it intelligence....
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  By the time someone says "I'd like you to meet Cecil," we shout, "You're late again with the child support!...
• On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
  -- The Best of Will Roge...
• On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government for four years, no matter what it does.
  -- Will Roge...