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You Can't Have Everything. Where Would You Put It?" -- Steven Wrigh
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"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -- Steven Wrigh
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -- Steven Wrigh
Everything is within walking distance, if you have enough time. -- Steven Wrigh
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? -- Steven Wrigh
At the all-you-can-eat barbecue, you have to pay the regular dinner price if you eat less than you can.
-- Steven Wrigh...
In bed the other night my girlfriend asked "if you could know exactly when and where you would die, would you want to?
I said "no". She said, "ok, then forget it". -- Steven Wrigh...
There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices.
In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air. -- Steven Wrigh...