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• You know the great thing about TV? If something important happens anywhere at all in the world, no matter what time of the day or night, you can always change the channel.
  -- Jim Ignatowski...
• The cable had passed us by; the dish was the only hope, and eventually we were all forced to turn to it.
  By the summer of '85, the valley had more satellite dishes per capita than an Eskimo village on the north slope of Alaska....
• The best thing for being sad," replied Merlin, beginning to puff and blow, "is to learn something.
  That's the only thing that never fails. You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies, you may lie awake at night listening to the disorder of your veins, you may miss your only love, you may see the world about you devastated by evil lunatics, or know your honour trampled in the sewers of baser minds....
• The best thing for being sad, replied Merlin, beginning to puff and blow, is to learn something.
  That's the only thing that never fails. You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies, you may lie awake at night listening to the disorder of your veins, you may miss your only love, you may see the world about you devastated by evil lunatics, or know your honour trampled in the sewers of baser minds....
• Bart: What happened? Krusty: Aw, don't worry about that.
  You're just finished, that's all. Bart: Finished?...