A Consultant Is A Person Who Borrows Your Watch, Tells You What Time It Is, Pockets The Watch, And Sends You A Bill For It.

A Consultant Is A Person Who Borrows Your Watch, Tells You What Time It Is, Pockets The Watch, And Sends You A Bill For It.

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A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it
is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.

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A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
CONSULTANT: (1) Someone you pay to take the watch off your wrist and tell you what time it is.
(2) (For resume use) The working title of anyone who doesn't currently hold a job....
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