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All Of The True Things I Am About To Tell You Are Shameless Lies.
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All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.
-- The Book of Bokonon / Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.
-- The Book of Bokonon / Kurt Vonnegut Jr....
People need good lies. There are too many bad ones.
-- Bokonon, "Cat's Cradle" by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr....
Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile!
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr....
And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep.
-- Kurt Vonnegut Jr....
When I say the magic word to all these people, they will vanish forever.
I will then say the magic words to you, and you, too, will vanish -- never to be seen again....
Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it.
If you could just persuade people of this, but they insist on amassing information....
We are what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.