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• During a grouse hunt in North Carolina two intrepid sportsmen were blasting away at a clump of trees near a stone wall.
  Suddenly a red-faced country squire popped his head over the wall and shouted, "Hey, you almost hit my wife....
• During a grouse hunt in North Carolina two intrepid sportsmen were blasting away at a clump of trees near a stone wall.
  Suddenly a red-face country squire popped his head over the wall and shouted, "Hey, you almost hit my wife....
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• And he climbed with the lad up the Eiffelberg Tower.
  This," cried the Mayor, "is your town's darkest hour!...
• I Hit the Wall: Isadore There
• If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day.
  But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life....